Jensen Huang wants you to hate him like other tech bros

Jensen Huang wants you to hate him like other tech bros

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DR1

1. In our 'Innovations like Reese's DOUBLE Chocolate Cups, Hershey's Choco Balls, and Hershey's Choco Tubes' headline of the week. Hershey CEO: America’s 250 years of innovation and why we expanded our innovation pipeline 50% in one year*************** 

2. In our 'If I'm wrong, your corpse has full permission to sue my corpse' headline of the week. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Guarantees '0% Chance' AI Will End the World Amid Warnings About Humanity's Extinction*************** 

3. In our 'Ok, you got a pen? Yeah, I'll wait... Yeah, I'm still here. Ok, what you're going to want to do is call Dave and tell him that Jim needs to tell Susan to get the 3rd blue key on the 2nd keychain in that 4th drawer down and then give that key to Gus. Now here's where it gets tricky so make sure you write this down... Hello, are you still there? Hello? Hello!? That's weird, I think he hung up. All I could hear was some steak sizzling and really loud screaming and then nothing. So rude!' headline of the week. Tesla Instructs Firefighters to Call Two Separate Support Hotlines in the Event of a Robotaxi Accident***************

   1. According to new guidance posted by the Elon Musk owned automaker, a firefighter who has to deal with a Cybercab in an emergency or that had an accident might need to call not one, but two different Tesla support support hotlines and wait for an employee to assist them with their request — an awfully clunky procedure in a profession where time is of the essence

4. In our 'Just not the college you want to go to, or actual, you know, um, colleges' headline of the week. ‘We believe in college’: inside Andreessen Horowitz’s $42m unaccredited academy that will charge Harvard prices without degrees*************** 

   1. Marc Andreessen (University of Illinois); Erik Torenberg (University of Michigan); Gagan Biyani (University of California, Berkeley); Zelda Poem (I'm joining The Academy as a founding team member. I dropped out of high school 10 years ago to reinvent education. "These days, I’m especially interested in how tech philanthropy will fund ambitious, optimistic art and culture.")

5. In our 'Just please avoid some of these phrases: flesh-harvest, corpse-data, soul-liquidation, water-famine, dissent-purge, forced-oblivion, artist-mining, childhood-scraping, datacenter-feudalism, or  human extinction. Especially that last one, human extinction doesn’t poll very well. Thanks!' headline of the week. OpenAI is enlisting an influencer army to make it look 'good for the world'*************** 

MM1

1. In our 'Desert state surprised to learn they get a lot of sun' headline of the week. Nevada Is Making Surprising Gains in Solar Energy

2. In our 'Because everyone wants to be a CEO now' headline of the week. IRS steps up fraud fight with new app, CEO promises '100% secure' platform

3. In our 'To be clear, it was a GIRLS school we bombed.  So.  Don't be so judgy.' headline of the week. Palantir’s Co-Founder Thinks We Should Be Less Judgmental About That Deadly Iran School Strike

   1. "Obviously, it's terrible what happened to those children.  It could be the case that somebody made 99 really good choices and then one bad choice."

4. In our 'By "self-inflicted", I of course mean "college dropout manchildren inflicted"' headline of the week. Peter Thiel says America's anti-AI backlash is a self-inflicted wound

5. In our 'By "we", I of course mean "you"' headline of the week. Mark Zuckerberg Says AI Will Not Kill Us 'If We Do a Good Job and Act Responsibly' in Interview

DR2

1. In our 'A 2004 report called "Information Security Governance: A Call to Action" was authored and released by the Corporate Governance Task Force of the National Cyber Security Partnership (NCSP)—a public-private coalition formed by the Business Roundtable, Business Software Alliance (BSA), TechNet, Information Technology Association of America (ITAA), and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. The report urged corporate boards to treat information- and cyber-security as a primary governance duty rather than delegating it to IT departments' headline of the week. AI and cybersecurity: The new priorities for board governance in 2026*************** 

2. In our 'Hey Ma, the directors themselves are giving investors full permission to vote out low-performers so why won't they listen? Ask Dad too, maybe he knows ' headline of the week. More than half of directors want at least one fellow board member removed***************

3. In our 'He also said: "I'm not wearing pervert glasses, you are!" and "I know you are but am I?!"' headline of the week. Mark Zuckerberg says Meta was working on camera-free Ray-Bans before 'pervert glasses' backlash***************

4. In our 'A genius man perfectly sums up the reason why less than 8% of Russell 3000 women are female CEOs when asked about the importance of female leadership: "It's ridiculous. I love women. I think they're great. But what a ridiculous statement that is."' headline of the week. Donald Trump Publicly Says Barack Obama's Statement About Women Running Governments Is 'Ridiculous'***************

5. In our 'Can't you just read more books? No, we're too worried, we don't have time' headline of the week. CEOs are reading fewer books because of AI—and it’s starting to worry them***************

MM2 - JENSEN HUANG NVIDIA EDITION

6. In our 'Have you tried the off button?' headline of the week. Jensen Huang warned that AI labs unable to contain their models should shut down

7. In our 'Unless, of course, you are dead before you can sue THEM to death' headline of the week. Nvidia CEO Says AI Companies Will Be Sued to Death If Their Frontier Models Keep Doing Horrible Things

8. In our 'I promise to kill everybody AFTER 2030' headline of the week. Nvidia CEO Promises Not to Kill Everybody Before 2030

   1. Nvidia Adds $150 Billion to Massive Stock Buyback, the Largest Ever - plan ends by 2028, so you CAN’T die until AT LEAST then

9. In our 'I'm also willing to sacrifice your car, your collection of beanie babies, and at least two of your aunts and uncles' headline of the week. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Says That Sacrificing Our Children’s Minds to AI Is a Price He’s Willing to Pay

10. In our 'Nothing would give me more joy than if you were poor' headline of the week. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says ‘nothing would give me more joy’ than to pay more taxes: ‘I'm just afraid of being poor’

    1. NVDA stock went from 0.21 per share to 5.00 per share between in 1999 IPO and 2020 - 20 full years.  In that time, Huang made on average $1m per year through 2015, then $15m per year to 2020.  So, very poor. Then 2020 to now is about $1.8 BILLION.  BILLION.