GOOD GAME: Record EPA penalty, OpenAI board moves, human games at Nintendo, and hippos
Live from the BlackRock Conspiracy Farm, it’s an all-new terrific Tuesday edition of Business Pants. Joined by Ari The Data Queen and Analyst-Hole Matt Moscardi! In today’s EV Air Fryer called July 16, 2024: A Very Forced Good Game and Nothing Else?
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Good Game
First the boring:
- Sam Altman-Backed Startup Scaling Technology to Store CO2 in Rocks 
- OpenAI board shake-up: Microsoft out, Apple backs away amid AI partnership scrutiny 
- McDonald's and Walmart will give employees college credit for on-the-job work 
- Marathon Oil Agrees to Pay Record EPA Penalty 
- The company will spend $242 million to resolve allegations that it released methane, a greenhouse gas, and other pollutants in North Dakota, including a civic penalty of $64.5 million for polluting Native American land 
- The world’s first hydrogen-powered ferry is coming to San Francisco—and it’ll be free for the first six months 
- Meta banned from mining data to train its AI models in Brazil 
- Nintendo pledges its games will be made by humans 
- Amazon hits 100% renewables “moment” seven years ahead of schedule 
- Spouses — mostly women — could inherit $9 trillion from their partners in the next 25 years 
- ‘Not Caused by an Act of God’: In a Rare Court Action, an Oregon County Seeks to Hold Fossil Fuel Companies Accountable for Extreme Temperatures 
Then the fun:
- Climate crisis is making days longer, study finds 
- NASA Praises Boeing's Stranded Starliner for Managing Not to Explode While Docked to Space Station 
- A wheel ripped off a Boeing-crafted plane mid flight and was found in Los Angeles 
- An Airbus A380 flying to London turned back when the powerful scent of laundry detergent made people feel sick and dizzy 
- TikTok users host live 'co-working' sessions on social media app during business hours 
- “Immensely disappointing”: Nike killing app for $350 self-tying sneakers 
Hippos can launch themselves airborne for split seconds at a time, surprising scientists


